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((AVAILABILITY UPDATE 02/18/2016)) Well, I'm back in town!  I had a lovely weekend, yes, thank you for asking, and I'm also back in the saddle and accepting appointments again!  Yay!  Woo!  Whee!  Noises!

I'm also going to try and do a big blog update by the end of tonight.  I have a lot to say on a particular issue, and over the weekend I actually started a nice draft.  So I'll do my best to finish it up and post it sometime tonight.

Good to be back, missed you all! :3

<3 xoxo, Lorelei

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU: WEBSITE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION

A FEW GENERIC TEXT BOXES STILL ON HERE--NO BITCHING ALLOWED

......YES, I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN UP FOR A WHILE NOW!

I THOUGHT  I SAID NO BITCHING.

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IMPORTANT!! IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS ON THE WARNING PAGE (SOMEHOW): 

Gentlemen, this is a FREE website that requires absolutely NO SIGN IN, NO SIGN UP, and NO PAYMENT/PAYMENT INFORMATION for a SINGLE GODDAMNED THING.  The "Login" button at the bottom of the page, next to the email button, IS FOR ME AND OTHER USERS OF THE WEBSITE SERVER.  So unless you're, well, me, or you've signed up for your own website as an escort with the server or plan to, DON'T CLICK THE LOGIN BUTTON.  

EMPHASIS ON THAT "FREE" PART: I swear to you all, hand on my heart (lightly squeezing my breast, fingers tracing the curve of---oh sorry I got distracted), that I will NEVER ask you guys to pay money to see the contents of this website, EVER.  Everything on here will always be free, well, except for me, of course!!! (BA-DUM...pish!)  In fact, if for whatever reason you find yourself being asked to pay for something while navigating what you think is my website, go ahead and give me a email or a text message and tell me about it.  More than likely what has actually happened is that you clicked on an ad or something while perusing on here, and done went an' confused yo'self, ah-yup, uh-huh.  But contact me anyway just in case you run into some bullshit like that, because the site server has pulled shit like that before (setting up payment stuff without asking or even telling me).

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So, everybody, since this website is still in the baby phases (or, as I call them, the larval phases, soon followed by the cocoon phase, then the teenager phase, and finally, the parasite phase), there really isn't too much on here to look at for the time being.  There IS one super big nugget of information that I can give to you right off the bat, again (as opposed to the past few months, where you newbies had to pass screening before I could tell you): RATES.  Yup, the Rates button is right there at the top, go ahead and give it a clicky-clicky-coo to check out what I can offer.  Just please ignore the generic text that is still there from the site design template...I'll get rid of that as soon as I can.

So if you've made it this far, congratulations, you must not be at work right now!  Or you have a really shitty, inattentive boss!  Or the Illuminati have managed to snatch you up, kidnap you to one of those elephantine business structures off of Palo Verde Rd., have tied you to a chair, attached one of those devices with the pincers that go on your eyelids to force them open, and have been forced to read all of this...Either way, congratulations, you appear to be able to handle my loquacious style of writing!  That means that you'll survive any of the Blog entries you decide to read.  Well, at least, you SHOULD survive them; I mean, I can't guarantee that something won't happen, that'd just be downright irresponsible of me.


Just sit back, relax, and enjoy (or struggle against the restraints, fight, and escape), and check back regularly for updates!

xoxox <3, Lorelei Hart